Variety Real Podcast #5 - Fun

If you knew Suzie like I know Suzie....The cosmic communicator. The bogey warning oscillator. What's that noise? Even better than Christmas.

Variety Real Podcast #4 - The Art Of The Deal

Subliminal whispers. Cheese is as adjustable as milk itself. It pays to be ignorant. Incessant branding. Because I'm extra flozzy. Frozen Slats. Meet Planet Man, man.

Variety Real Podcast #3 - The Cost Of Living

Churches and synagogues. Goodnight. Lions at the gate. When ships collide. Robot = lust for life. Alas, the cost of living. Coda.

Variety Real Podcast #2 - Love

Piccadilly Circus. What's gonna happen?  I wonder where Slats and Father are. I love you. You are nice.

Variety Real Podcast #1 - Peace

We want peace. Constructive uses. Planet man. Why do we ignore the robot? What are we all so happy about?

What I Learned Today (Monday, July 25th, 2011)

I went through the day thinking that I wouldn't learn a thing today. But every day is a chance to learn something new. Not a fact that can be read from the dry pages of a dusty dictionary. What we really learn comes from a revelatory sense we get during the day: A light-bulb turns on over your head; you have that "A-HA!" moment and slap yourself on the forehead. This thing you learn is a phenomena that is as old as the world but brand new to you. And so you feel like a dumb-ass. You think: "Why didn't I ever figure this out? Am I a dumb-ass?" And you realize you are speaking aloud, in a crowded room. At "game-night" with your jaded game geek friends, trying to remember all the rules for "Notre Dame". Wishing you were playing "A Castle for All Seasons". Wishing you sang with the "Four Seasons", or that you stayed at a hotel by the same name. Realizing the lights are flickering on and off at the library. Realizing the library is closed. And you're naked. Wondering why you're naked. Wondering, once and for all, why am I blogging? What is the blog about? Oh, library's closing.....

Green Eggs and Ham

From the vaults. The song Green Eggs and Ham from AGLETS, one of the best footwear bands to ever exist.