Variety Real Podcast #9 - Dark

Nightfall. The hooded wife. My days are in the yellow leaf. Robot advice on refraining from burying the dead in the Pet Cemetery. Don't touch that.

Variety Real Podcast #8 - Revolutions

With the kind assistance of others, this episode was possible. The opening song's brilliant lyrics were written by Sam McCanna, of SkurvyInk fame. "I am so happy fun time! I like a all of friend now! I am so happy exciting time! Everybody love now!" Also included is a song by Belle Baker: "Laughing at Life". Thank you all. I love a all of friends now!

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Variety Real Podcast #7 - Reflections

Deep deep deep deep. Night Watch is Night Watch. The place we get stuck in. Strong smell of gasoline in the air. Worlds in collision. I want to go home. I know it isn't very funny.

Variety Real Podcast #6 - Games

Footsteps. Dollars. Shoehorn. To the moon. Punch punch. Pick red or green. Draping material. Yay! (Used kitchen fat.)

Variety Real Podcast #5 - Fun

If you knew Suzie like I know Suzie....The cosmic communicator. The bogey warning oscillator. What's that noise? Even better than Christmas.

Variety Real Podcast #4 - The Art Of The Deal

Subliminal whispers. Cheese is as adjustable as milk itself. It pays to be ignorant. Incessant branding. Because I'm extra flozzy. Frozen Slats. Meet Planet Man, man.